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What soup weighs 2,000 pounds? Get A's or C your way out of my house. Humanity just planted its flag on the far side of the moon.


A: It doesn't matter because they're all to short. Condi: You don't want Kofi. He's so desperate that he decides to ask Ganesh for help.


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It sings because it has a song. I have never seen China, but this work make me go there some day! Q: Why did Mark Zuckerberg visit Beijing? Can this be the residence of Master Ai? Short India Jokes Q: Why did the Hindu cross the road? Condi: That's the man's name. Chandan Dass A Bengali goldsmith? Er war nie sehr populär.